Joe Alpine stands at the base of the Flugelhorn Glacier, a long, tilted slab of ice and snow. His guide tells him that the top of the formation lies 500 meters above their current location. "Be careful," warns the guide, "it's really slippery."
"Hah!" snorts Joe. "My boots and ice axe will make short work of this obstacle. Once I set my mind to a task, I don't give up!"
Joe starts climbing. Every now and then, however, he slips and slides backward, down the face of the ice. True to his word, as soon as he recovers his footing, he heads up again. Over the next hour, the guide tries to measure Joe's progress -- but since there are few markings on the snow, his estimates have large uncertainties.
climb 150 +/- 10 meters slip 80 +/- 40 meters climb 60 +/- 10 meters slip 100 +/- 50 meters climb 180 +/- 10 meters slip 70 +/- 40 meters climb 210 +/- 20 meters
Based on the guide's measurements,
Real alpine climbing is no joke.
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